Waiter: Here’s the bill
My girl pretending to look for her wallet until I volunteer to pay:
Me getting kicked out of heaven for saying "It’s nice as hell up here"
Me on the way to the first day of class thinnking about 3 fun facts about myself
Me: What do you want for dinner?
Her: Whatever you want is fine.
Me: OK, let’s get some burgers
Her: I’m not in the mood for burgers
John Wilkes Booth entering Ford’s Theater on April 14, 1865
Batman when people start fighting in the sky (sound on)
When I hear about the My Chemical romance reunion
Kanye fans after listening to 3 songs on his album
When I deleted my Facebook and Instagram accounts
When I see Keanu looking happy with his girlfriend