The Weirdest Book Titles On Amazon

The Weirdest Book Titles On Amazon

From “How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” to “How To Avoid Huge Ships“, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest and most ridiculous books you can actually buy online.

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How To Avoid Huge Ships” by John W. Trimmer

Weird book you can actually buy on Amazon.
How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” by Zachary Auburn

Weird book you can actually buy on Amazon.
The Jewish-Japanese Sex and Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves” by Jack Douglas

Weird book you can actually buy on Amazon.
Still Stripping After 25 Years” by Eleanor Burns


Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them” by Roger Welsch

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Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power” by Donald L. Wilson

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How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children” by Lewis B. Frumkes

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Why Cats Paint” by Heather Busch

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… P.S. Your Cat Is Dead” by James Kirkwood

Weird book you can actually buy on Amazon.
Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles” by Melissa Haynes

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Princess Bitchface Syndrome: Surviving Adolescent Girls” by Michael Carr-Gregg

Weird book you can actually buy on Amazon.
Don’t Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes” by Lewis Grizzard

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If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?” by Lorraine Peterson

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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats” by Francesco Marciuliano

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How to Traumatize Your Children” by Knock Knock

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Dancing With Cats” by Heather Busch

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A Practical Guide to Racism” by C. H. Dalton

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Men Who Knit & The Dogs Who Love Them” by Annie Modesitt

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What If a Lion Eats Me And I Fall Into a Hippopotamus’ Mud Hole?” by Emily Hanlon

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Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America” by Julian Montague

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Extreme Ironing” by Phil Shaw